/me [zDSBot3] Well, we just happen to HAVE an infinite number of monkeys! -jingfired
/me [zDSBot3] You live and learn. At any rate, you live. -Douglas Adams
/me [zDSBot3] I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
/me [zDSBot3] "the readme doesn't work"
/me [zDSBot3] well it says its in that room, but for some reason there r two other ppl there, man thats weird shit, it says theres two ppl there, Star and 203ms
/me [zDSBot3] Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.
/me [zDSBot3] As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
/me [zDSBot3] "A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!"
/me [zDSBot3] "I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?"
/me [zDSBot3] No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
/me [zDSBot3] "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.  Unless there are three other people."
/me [zDSBot3] They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!
/me [zDSBot3] Drive defensively.  Buy a tank.
/me [zDSBot3] Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
/me [zDSBot3] Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
/me [zDSBot3] [15:27:28] NbK-Kraler: does eurijk talk?
